DAY 7

BREAKFAST
-

LUNCH
-

DINNER
25 Quorn Bolognaise Pasta Bowls
24 Bananas
23 Tubes of Pringles
22 slices of toast with nutella
21 bowls of penis shaped pasta in cheese sauce
20 Tubs of Frozen Yogurt




THOUGHTS
They finally got me off life support tonight just in time for dinner.
the hospital has a pet rabbit. it looks tasty.

DAY 6

BREAKFAST
5 slices of toast with peanut butter and nutella
1 bowl of baked beans
2 grilled tomatoes
1 portion of mushrooms

LUNCH
3 margarita large pizzas
2 bowls of pasta with butter and cheese
5 cheese toasties
23 fudge brownies from the charity

DINNER
48 bowls of fried rice

THOUGHTS
this hospital turned out to be vegetarian, because it was closest to fat camp
considering suicide methods, thanks to this new blog
I NEED MY KFC

DAY 5

BREAKFAST:

2 rashs of bacon

1 piece of toast with marmalade

2 hash browns

1 cooked tomato

11 AM SNACK:

1 green apple

LUNCH:

1 duck wrap

DINNER:

-

THOUGHT:

WORST DAY EVER. I didnt have dinner because I am lying in hospital as my heart stopped beating from lack of sugar. I'm leaving this place as soon as possible.

GOALS:

get the fuck out of this place. 

DAY 4

BREAKFAST:
20 mcdonalds hash browns
30 KFC hash browns
40 burger king hash browns
50 TGIF hash browns

11AM SNACK:
20 mccains hash browns
30 tescos finest hash browns
40 waitrose essential hash browns
50 sainsburys finest hash browns

LUNCH:
20 asda hash browns
30 yo sushi hash browns
40 angus steak house has browns
50 mr cheungs hash browns

4PM TEA:
20 M&S hash browns
30 costa hash browns
40 cafe nero hash browns
50 coffee republic hash browns

DINNER:
20 starbucks hash browns
30 cafe rouge hash browns
40 pizza express hash browns
50 hash browns finest hash browns

THOUGHTS:
I like hash browns.

GOALS:
fat camp starts tomorrow, I must survive.