DAY 7

BREAKFAST
-

LUNCH
-

DINNER
25 Quorn Bolognaise Pasta Bowls
24 Bananas
23 Tubes of Pringles
22 slices of toast with nutella
21 bowls of penis shaped pasta in cheese sauce
20 Tubs of Frozen Yogurt




THOUGHTS
They finally got me off life support tonight just in time for dinner.
the hospital has a pet rabbit. it looks tasty.

DAY 6

BREAKFAST
5 slices of toast with peanut butter and nutella
1 bowl of baked beans
2 grilled tomatoes
1 portion of mushrooms

LUNCH
3 margarita large pizzas
2 bowls of pasta with butter and cheese
5 cheese toasties
23 fudge brownies from the charity

DINNER
48 bowls of fried rice

THOUGHTS
this hospital turned out to be vegetarian, because it was closest to fat camp
considering suicide methods, thanks to this new blog
I NEED MY KFC

DAY 5

BREAKFAST:

2 rashs of bacon

1 piece of toast with marmalade

2 hash browns

1 cooked tomato

11 AM SNACK:

1 green apple

LUNCH:

1 duck wrap

DINNER:

-

THOUGHT:

WORST DAY EVER. I didnt have dinner because I am lying in hospital as my heart stopped beating from lack of sugar. I'm leaving this place as soon as possible.

GOALS:

get the fuck out of this place. 

DAY 4

BREAKFAST:
20 mcdonalds hash browns
30 KFC hash browns
40 burger king hash browns
50 TGIF hash browns

11AM SNACK:
20 mccains hash browns
30 tescos finest hash browns
40 waitrose essential hash browns
50 sainsburys finest hash browns

LUNCH:
20 asda hash browns
30 yo sushi hash browns
40 angus steak house has browns
50 mr cheungs hash browns

4PM TEA:
20 M&S hash browns
30 costa hash browns
40 cafe nero hash browns
50 coffee republic hash browns

DINNER:
20 starbucks hash browns
30 cafe rouge hash browns
40 pizza express hash browns
50 hash browns finest hash browns

THOUGHTS:
I like hash browns.

GOALS:
fat camp starts tomorrow, I must survive.

DAY 3

BREAKFAST:
1 barbecued duck
4 loafs of garlic bread
15 scoops of nutella

11AM SNACK:
26 chocolate digestives

LUNCH:
6.5 Big Macs
3 Gummy Bear and Potato Chip Salad
7 McFlurry's

4PM TEA:
0.25 cucumber and peanut butter
3 deep fried Mars bar
2 trays of brownies

DINNER:
24 trays of lasagne
1 leaf from my neighbour's tree

THOUGHTS:
Good day, splurged a little on the lasagne, made 1 tray too many and didn't want it to go to waste.

GOALS:
I'm being sent to go to fat camp soon.

DAY 2

ON THE WAY TO BREAKFAST:
1 burrito

BREAKFAST:
0.5 of a pigs worth of bacon
69 hash browns

11AM SNACK:
1 box of fruit winders
3 pieces of lettuce shaped candy

LUNCH:
2 boxes of penne carbonara
2 jacket potatoes with sour cream

4PM TEA:
1 jar of mayonnaise

DINNER:
-

MIDNIGHT SNACK:
6 buckets of salt popcorn
5 buckets of butter popcorn
4 buckets of toffee popcorn
3 buckets of sweet popcorn
2 buckets of wasabi popcorn
1 pickle

THOUGHTS:
I was really happy i reached my goal of three pieces of lettuce although they were smaller than normal its the effort that counts. The reason i left my dinner blank was because I passed out I think this may have been a result of me eating too much lettuce, I should probably cut down.

GOALS:
no more lettuce
only 68 hash browns tomorrow

DIET TIP 1

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. No matter what diet you're taking, you have to do breakfast big. With my determination, I thought I'd do it bigger than most. The dining hall is quite a long walk away so I thought I'd have an ON THE WAY TO BREAKFAST meal. This gives your metabolism a sudden boost.The 10 metres walk to breakfast also served as my exercise for the day.Today I had a burrito. The walk was hard and painful, taking almost 5 whole minutes but I know that you have to start with enough determination and push yourself to the limit right from the start.My burrito took me a minute and a half to eat which fueled my energy but the rest of the walk was hard. I need to stay motivated.